ロシアから愛を込めて

突然父がロシアのターニャという女性に浮かれ始めた。
話を聞くと、突然ターニャ(自称)から、出会い系サイトに登録されている父を知り(父は登録してない)、連絡してきたとの事。ロシアの情勢はあまりよくなく、日本で働きたいので助けてほしい、とのメール。
父は英語が読めちゃうので、返信しちゃったらしい。そうしたら熱烈なターニャは毎日のようにメールを送ってきて、しまいにはいつか子供がほしい、離婚した母がいるのでいつか会ってほしいと、エスクラメーションたっぷりのメールを送るようになってきた。それに比例するように父のメールにもターニャの話題が上るようになってきた。


やばい。
父さん、それはスパムメールだよ。。。。


幸い、このブログを教えてあげたら、熱も冷めて正常に戻ったみたい。

ターニャからの熱烈なメール

Hello my lovely Monsan!!!
How are you today? I hope that all good for you.
Thanks you for your letters again and again. I like it!!! I really feel your tenderness and interest to me...
Thanks you!!! I really hope that we will have meeting very soon.
I will get visa tomorrow already. After that I will buy ticket and will inform you about flight details.
I can not wait till our meeting. I'm sure that 100000 letters can not replace 1 meeting face to face!!!
My dream is strong and happy family!!! I understand that it take a long of time for serious relations!!!
But I believe in "SUDDEN LOVE". And you? I really want to love and to be loved. This is main for me!!!
My heart is open for love!!! For BIG LOVE!!!
I always dreamed about family. I want to awake up with my lovely man!!!
I want to cook breakfast in bed!!! It's so greatly!!! This is my really dream!!! I hope that you understand me!!!
I want to feel as heart of my man is beating!!! I want to feel when my lovely man have problems or have good emotions!!!
I want to help to my lovely man!!! I hope that I will find this man very soon!!!
I really hope that YOU will help... Do you understand me?
Please, forgive me if I'm very fast in this situation, but I really want it... Really!!!
My heart is beating so quickly now!!! I think about YOU and I'm happy!!!
I have smile on my face!!! Thanks you for this, Lovely!!!
Please, write me soon with your emotions and ideas about my letter...
I'm waiting for you!!!
Yours Tatiana

P.S. On this photo I'm in center. Do you know? =)